The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures: A funny memoir of missteps, inadequacies and faux pas

Author: Lyle, Amy

Format: Kindle eBook

Number Of Pages: 267

Details: The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures is a bestselling humorous memoir.

If you have ever failed at love, finances, been fired, not fit in, self-diagnosed yourself with disorders and conditions and/or said "I really need to get my s*** together," this is the book for you. 

"THE FUNNIEST, WITTIEST AND MOST RELATEABLE BOOK A GIRL COULD EVER READ."        A. Evers, BlueLine.com

"If you have ever been married, divorced, had a relationship where he/she was not that into you, been a student, s*** your pants, had a crazy-awesome friend, or have kids in your life, you'll find something relatable in this book. Jessica Van Derven, Wisconsin Trophy Wife

"This book will make you feel, as a woman and as a mother, that you suck less." Angie Stati, CarPool Shamers

"Don't Read While Drinking (Your coffee or anything else, it will shoot out your nose from laughing.)   R Johnson, Ivy owl Reviews

Amy's self-deprecating style and short story format will remind you of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, and Tina Fey. 

You will appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy's debacles including: I Was Not Talking To You, where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality he was only trying to inform her that her coat belt was dragging on the freeway and In The Neighborhood, where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population. You will relish the chapters entitled Calls From Sharon, where Amy's best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are 'so political,' her OBGYN reported that her vagina was 'too clean' and why the most eligible bachelor from 1982 had married a whore. Enjoy I'm Going to Kill You, where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband's snoring to the tactics CIA agents use to extract secrets from POW's. 

Feel 20-32% better about your own life

Release Date: 16-05-2017

Languages: English